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Recently, a co-worker and myself got to pondering the idea of a zombie David Suzuki. Let’s be honest: a zombie apocalypse would spare no one. But we began to ask ourselves what Zombie Suzuki would be like. In the end, we decided that he would attack survivors who weren’t being energy and environment conscientious.
Your house/makeshift fortress is wasting energy and heat because the windows and walls haven’t been properly caulked and sealed? Oh, you’re so screwed now: Zombie Suzuki is coming for you. Not only will he be reacting to some innate memory buried deep within his undead psyche, but Suzuki Zombie will also be taking advantage of these weaknesses in your fortress’ defenses to breach an opening, get inside and eat your brains.
“You had the power, Bob. But you let it go to waste, and now I’m afraid I have to eat your brain. It's the nature of things.”
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posted by Phillip at 8:38 PM
